THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD!


Who’d've guessed it? Around ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE have now made MySpace friends with me, Jagmat – even after the grossly disrespectful way the foolish Enthoven chose to portray me in ‘is ‘orrible debut novel The Black Tattoo.

What can I say? You’ve made this supposedly repulsive, belching, shape-shifting “blancmange-like” demon feel surprisingly welcome. And after what was a bit of a rocky start (check my old MySpace blog for the grisly details) in return I must admit this world of yours hasn’t turned out to be quite the stagnant backwater I first took it for. In fact – particularly since wreaking my vengeance upon the Enthoven and assuming his identity – I’d even have to say that I’ve actually enjoyed myself quite a lot.

Make no mistake: I’ll cross the Fracture and return to Hell to claim my throne one day, that’s for certain. But not yet. Not while it’s still fun over here. Not just yet.

To celebrate, here’s a wonderful short film. It sums up my feelings uncannily well, ‘specially considering it was made by humans: it’s called They’re Made Out of Meat. Enjoy. URP (‘scuse me) -Jagmat.

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Friday 25th January 2008

THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAAAH! HAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAA-URP! ‘Scuse me.

Yesss. Yew know who this is, don’t yer? Course yer do. Iss me: JAGMAT. An’ after all this waitin’, I can tell yer… VENGEANCE TASTES GOOD!

Yew didn’t believe I’d do it, after all this time? Heh. Neither did the Enthoven. Yer should’ve seen the expression on ‘is face when I showed up at ‘is door at last. But now (HAAAAAH!) yer can’t. Because now… the Enthoven’s expression looks like THIS:

It’s done. All these months of waiting, studyin’ the habits of him an’ all you humans… and now my time has come. See, I’m a Formless Lord: a SHAPESHIFTER. An’ now, I’m going to try out what it’s like bein’ an author fer a while.

Yep: the Enthoven is dead, LONG LIVE THE ENTHOVEN! Eat yer later, humans. Stay slimey. Yr pal,

Jagmat ;p

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Comments? Suggestions? Questions? Me and THE WEBSPHINX would love to hear from you! Drop us a line at the Tim, Defender of the Earth Guestbook for current or Tim stuff, or The Black Tattoo Guestbook for Black Tat stuff. First (or demon-!) names only, please. ;)