As you’ll see from this pic in The Buckinghamshire Examiner, the monsters have stolen the top twenty centimetres of my face, leaving me with nothing above my neck but a huge, cheesy grin.


Some people might think it’s an improvement, I know. But I hope the monsters bring the rest of my head back: I’m due to do an event at Borders, Watford today (12 ’til 3 if you’re in the area) and I’ll need whatever sorry brains I can muster.



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