{"id":992,"date":"2009-10-31T06:13:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T14:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=992"},"modified":"2009-10-31T06:13:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T14:13:11","slug":"mr-theophilus-invites-you-to-dine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=992","title":{"rendered":"Mr Theophilus invites you to dine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meet <strong>Mr Theophilus<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-993  aligncenter\" title=\"Jethro 1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Jethro-1.jpg\" alt=\"Jethro 1\" width=\"328\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Jethro-1.jpg 328w, http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Jethro-1-153x300.jpg 153w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s the star of an experiment I&#8217;m doing over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\"><strong>Trapped By Monsters<\/strong><\/a>. During the next few weeks I&#8217;m seralizing a short story of mine called <strong>Jethro&#8217;s Ace of Hearts<\/strong>. I&#8217;ve broken it down into thirteen chunks, each one of which &#8211; to my enormous glee and delight &#8211; has been beautifully illustrated by a fellow monster prisoner, the magnificent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmelling.co.uk\/\"><strong>David Melling<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>As a Halloween special, the first post goes live tonight, <strong>Sat 31st Oct, at 11:59pm GMT<\/strong>. So for a free nasty story from me featuring gourmet cannibalism, horse-drawn carriages and other fun stuff like that, check <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\"><strong>www.trappedbymonsters.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet Mr Theophilus&#8230; He&#8217;s the star of an experiment I&#8217;m doing over at Trapped By Monsters. During the next few weeks I&#8217;m seralizing a short story of mine called Jethro&#8217;s Ace of Hearts. I&#8217;ve broken it down into thirteen chunks, each one of which &#8211; to my enormous glee and delight &#8211; has been beautifully [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=992"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":999,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions\/999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}