{"id":635,"date":"2009-06-22T08:25:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T16:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=635"},"modified":"2009-06-22T08:25:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T16:25:55","slug":"i-survived-for-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=635","title":{"rendered":"I survived&#8230; for now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you see here?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-636 aligncenter\" title=\"doomsauce\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/doomsauce.jpg\" alt=\"doomsauce\" width=\"324\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A humble bottle of sauce? Or what&#8217;s soon to become the most feared <strong>literary harbinger of doom<\/strong> since <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Black_Spot_(Treasure_Island)\"><strong>The Black Spot<\/strong><\/a> in Robert Louis Stevenson&#8217;s <strong>Treasure Island<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>For the full story of Saturday&#8217;s shenanigans (including heartrending footage of the last words of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joecraig.co.uk\/\"><strong>Joe Craig<\/strong><\/a>) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\/2009\/06\/contenders-ready\/\">click here<\/a>, and also <a href=\"http:\/\/mostly-books.blogspot.com\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been spared for now. But next time, I may not be so lucky. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you see here? A humble bottle of sauce? Or what&#8217;s soon to become the most feared literary harbinger of doom since The Black Spot in Robert Louis Stevenson&#8217;s Treasure Island? For the full story of Saturday&#8217;s shenanigans (including heartrending footage of the last words of Joe Craig) click here, and also here. I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":643,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions\/643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}