{"id":533,"date":"2009-05-15T06:17:44","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T14:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=533"},"modified":"2009-05-15T06:17:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-15T14:17:44","slug":"a-tale-of-woe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of Woe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\/\">Trapped By Monsters<\/a> <\/strong>for the sorry saga of awesome author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alexandergordonsmith.com\/\"><strong>Alexander Gordon Smith<\/strong><\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\/2009\/05\/doom-doom-snot-weeping-and-doom\/\">his doomed attempts to rescue us from captivity<\/a>. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check Trapped By Monsters for the sorry saga of awesome author Alexander Gordon Smith, and his doomed attempts to rescue us from captivity. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":538,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}