{"id":362,"date":"2009-04-11T00:11:34","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T08:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=362"},"modified":"2009-04-11T00:11:34","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T08:11:34","slug":"monsters-stole-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=362","title":{"rendered":"Monsters Stole My Head!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>As you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll see from this pic in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buckinghamshireexaminer.co.uk\/\"><strong>The Buckinghamshire Examiner<\/strong><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\">the monsters<\/a> have stolen the top twenty centimetres of my face, leaving me with nothing above my neck but a huge, cheesy grin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1386 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/headlessinamersham.jpg\" alt=\"headlessinamersham\" width=\"603\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Some people might think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an improvement, I know. But I hope <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\">the monsters<\/a> bring the rest of my head back: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m due to do an event at <a href=\"http:\/\/watford.borders.co.uk\/store\/watford\/32\/\"><strong>Borders, Watford<\/strong><\/a> today (12 \u00e2\u20ac\u2122til 3 if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in the area) and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll need whatever sorry brains I can muster.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-smiley\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trappedbymonsters.com\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll see from this pic in The Buckinghamshire Examiner, the monsters have stolen the top twenty centimetres of my face, leaving me with nothing above my neck but a huge, cheesy grin. Some people might think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an improvement, I know. But I hope the monsters bring the rest of my head back: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}