{"id":196,"date":"2008-08-20T09:39:51","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T17:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=196"},"modified":"2008-08-20T10:48:36","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T18:48:36","slug":"the-unspeakable-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"The Unspeakable Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At something like 9pm last night I wrote the last sentence of my new book. Or, heh, at least I wrote the <em>current<\/em> last sentence, as you never know how these things are finally going to end up. But yes, I&#8217;m getting there with <strong>Phase Three<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Floof.<\/p>\n<p>My brain has turned to porridge, so since right now it doesn&#8217;t seem able to say much more about how I&#8217;m feeling than &#8216;Floof&#8217;, here&#8217;s a pertinent passage from one of my very favourite books about writing, namely THE UNSTRUNG HARP, OR MR EARBRASS WRITES A NOVEL, by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Edward_Gorey\">Edward Gorey<\/a>, who was a genius. If you don&#8217;t know about Mr Gorey already you&#8217;re in for a treat: to whet your whistle further <a href=\"http:\/\/www.infinity-bound.net\/TUH\/tuh00.html\">you can read the whole of TUH and see his beautiful illustrations here<\/a>. Meanwhile, this bit describes the day after Mr Earbrass gets to the end of one of <em>his<\/em> for the first time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/floof.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-197\" title=\"floof\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/floof.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/floof.gif 750w, http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/floof-300x186.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a week. Or rather I do, but in that time I&#8217;ve got to bust on back to the beginning &#8211; to stitch the chapters together, Frankenstein-style, and administer the necessary jolt of lightning for the <strong>Phase Three<\/strong> beast to lurch to its stumpy feet and lumber off to its editors and agents by the deadline of <strong>Sept 1st<\/strong> (or, um, very soon thereafter!) -Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m \/also\/ &#8211; GLEE! &#8211; going to be heading off to Edinburgh, Scotland to take part in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.edbookfest.co.uk\/schools\/\">THIS<\/a>. Quite apart from how much fun that&#8217;s going to be, it&#8217;ll be great to get away from this desk and interact (for a change) with people I haven&#8217;t made up. ;p<\/p>\n<p>Watch this space. Oh, and if you haven&#8217;t been to see HELLBOY 2 yet, do. In true Del Toro style it&#8217;s got more imagination, monsters, fun, heart, colour and monsters (QUALITY monsters!) per square inch than pretty much anything else around right now. Give it a wallop, I say. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At something like 9pm last night I wrote the last sentence of my new book. Or, heh, at least I wrote the current last sentence, as you never know how these things are finally going to end up. But yes, I&#8217;m getting there with Phase Three. &#8230;Floof. My brain has turned to porridge, so since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}