{"id":18,"date":"2008-01-28T10:05:41","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T18:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=18"},"modified":"2008-02-05T12:11:03","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T20:11:03","slug":"positive-finking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Positive Finking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wotcher, humans.<\/p>\n<p>You know what? I&#8217;m starting to wonder whether eating the Enthoven on Friday was really such a good idea. Turns out my timing might have been better: today was the first day of a WEEK-LONG UK AUTHOR TOUR. If I hadn&#8217;t had the weekend to have a good nose &#8217;round his files &#8211; on top of those months on the case since I first got to this planet of yours &#8211; I&#8217;m sure someone today would have rumbled me!<\/p>\n<p>The first event of the day &#8211; a shortish session with thirty students at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ravenscroft.barnet.sch.uk\/\">Ravenscroft School in Barnet<\/a> &#8211; went like a charm. I&#8217;d got a couple of funny looks from Laura, the Random House Children&#8217;s Books publicist who was lookin&#8217; after me, but that was normal fer the Enthoven anyway &#8211; he got funny looks even when he was alive! Certainly nobody else seemed to suspect the grisly truth. In fact, I was starting to feel pretty positive that I might get away with this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/ravenscroftpositive.jpg\" alt=\"Positive Finking\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But then in the afternoon came the second session of the day, speaking to around sixty students from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.damealiceowens.herts.sch.uk\/\">Dame Alice Owen&#8217;s School, in Potters Bar<\/a>. Folks, this was a close one. When one young gentleman in the audience stuck his hand up and asked what the Enthoven&#8217;s very first book was about &#8211; not his &#8216;orrible <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theblacktattoo.com\">The Black Tattoo<\/a>, mind, but the very first book he wrote, long before &#8216;e got published &#8211; for a moment things looked like they&#8217;d &#8216;ave to turn drastic. I didn&#8217;t \/want\/ to have to sprout tentacles and eat everybody in the room to make sure there were no witnesses. But I couldn&#8217;t let my plan turn blancmange-shaped on day one, neither. Lucky for me I&#8217;ve got a good memory, eh? And lucky for everyone else there, too, believe you me. ;p<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/daosigning.jpg\" alt=\"daosigning.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;ve been practisin&#8217; his signature fer months, so that was a doddle (his handwriting looks like he&#8217;s used to holding a pen with tentacles not fingers, just like mine) And like the Ravenscroft School session in the morning, the Dame Alice Owen students were a pleasure to talk to. But, heh, here&#8217;s hoping they never find out &#8216;ow close they came to following the Enthoven to a SQUIDGEY DEMISE. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>My thanks to Lyn at Waterstone&#8217;s, The Spires, and to everyone else I met today: you gave me a lovely warm welcome and you&#8217;ve made this demon very happy.<\/p>\n<p>Tentacles crossed I won&#8217;t &#8216;ave to eat anybody the rest of this week&#8230;;)<\/p>\n<p>-Jagmat<\/p>\n<p>Favourite word of the day: DISCOMBOBULATED. Currently reading: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usborne.co.uk\/features\/kai_ro.asp\">KAI-RO by Graham Marks<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wotcher, humans. You know what? I&#8217;m starting to wonder whether eating the Enthoven on Friday was really such a good idea. Turns out my timing might have been better: today was the first day of a WEEK-LONG UK AUTHOR TOUR. If I hadn&#8217;t had the weekend to have a good nose &#8217;round his files &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}