{"id":17,"date":"2008-01-25T09:00:24","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=17"},"modified":"2008-02-08T03:46:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T11:46:01","slug":"the-enthoven-is-dead-long-live-the-enthoven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE ENTHOVEN!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Friday 25th<\/sup> January 2008<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD!<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAAAH! HAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAA-URP!<\/em> <\/strong>‘Scuse me.<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

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Yesss. Yew know who this is, don’t yer? Course yer do. Iss me: JAGMAT<\/strong><\/a>. An’ after all this waitin’, I can tell yer\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 VENGEANCE TASTES GOOD!<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/o:p>Yew didn’t believe I’d do it, after all this time? Heh. Neither did the Enthoven. Yer should’ve seen the expression on ‘is face when I showed up at ‘is door at last. But now (HAAAAAH!) yer can’t<\/em>. Because now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 the Enthoven’s expression looks like THIS:<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

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It’s done. All these months of waiting, studyin’ the habits of him an’ all you humans\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 and now my time has come. See, I’m a Formless Lord<\/em>: a SHAPESHIFTER. An’ now, I’m going to try out what it’s like bein’ an author<\/em> fer a while. <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/o:p>Yep: the Enthoven is dead, LONG LIVE THE ENTHOVEN! Eat yer later<\/a>, humans. Stay slimey. Yr pal,<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

Jagmat ;p<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friday 25th January 2008 THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAAAH! HAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAA-URP! ‘Scuse me. Yesss. Yew know who this is, don’t yer? Course yer do. Iss me: JAGMAT. An’ after all this waitin’, I can tell yer\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 VENGEANCE TASTES GOOD! Yew didn’t believe I’d do it, after all this time? Heh. Neither did the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}