{"id":151,"date":"2008-05-23T07:56:23","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T15:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=151"},"modified":"2008-05-23T08:01:40","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T16:01:40","slug":"one-thousand-friends-for-jagmat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"One thousand friends for Jagmat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who’d’ve guessed it? Around ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE have now made MySpace friends with me, Jagmat<\/a> – even after the grossly<\/em> disrespectful way the foolish Enthoven chose to portray me in ‘is ‘orrible debut novel The Black Tattoo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

What can I say? You’ve made this supposedly repulsive, belching, shape-shifting “blancmange-like” demon feel surprisingly welcome. And after what was a bit of a rocky start (check my old MySpace blog for the grisly details) in return I must admit this world of yours hasn’t turned out to be quite<\/em> the stagnant backwater I first took it for. In fact – particularly since wreaking my vengeance upon the Enthoven and assuming his identity – I’d even have to say that I’ve actually enjoyed myself quite a lot.<\/p>\n

Make no mistake: I’ll cross the Fracture and return to Hell to claim my throne one day, that’s for certain. But not yet. Not while it’s still fun over here. Not just yet.<\/p>\n

To celebrate, here’s a wonderful short film. It sums up my feelings uncannily well, ‘specially considering it was made by humans: it’s called They’re Made Out of Meat<\/strong>. Enjoy. URP (‘scuse me) -Jagmat.<\/p>\n

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Who’d’ve guessed it? Around ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE have now made MySpace friends with me, Jagmat – even after the grossly disrespectful way the foolish Enthoven chose to portray me in ‘is ‘orrible debut novel The Black Tattoo. What can I say? You’ve made this supposedly repulsive, belching, shape-shifting “blancmange-like” demon feel surprisingly welcome. And after […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}