{"id":142,"date":"2008-05-14T11:57:49","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T19:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=142"},"modified":"2008-05-14T12:04:34","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T20:04:34","slug":"guestbook-goodness-and-a-fine-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Guestbook Goodness &#8211; and a fine review!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My, my, what a lot of updates I seem to be posting lately! But I&#8217;ve <em>got<\/em> to tell you about these:<\/p>\n<p>First up, here&#8217;s a wonderful review of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\"><strong>Tim<\/strong><\/a> that was forwarded this morning from my UK publishers. YAY!<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;REX AND VIOLENCE:<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Forget your <em>Dark Materials<\/em>, <em>Eragons<\/em> and <em>Narnia<\/em>s. If ever a children&#8217;s book deserves to be given the big-screen treatment, this is it. Just imagine slipping into your cinema seat to watch a colossal dinosaur (the eponymous Tim &#8211; Tyrannosaur: Improved Model) ripping Big Ben from its foundations before lobbing it at its foe, a scientist whose use of nanotechnology has resulted in him becoming an Earth-destroying monster. Then picture said bad guy picking up the London Eye and slamming it over Tim&#8217;s scaly head. Michael Bay, are you reading this?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sam Enthoven&#8217;s action-packed book tells the story of Tim and the two children who get caught up in his unintentional carnage (the big lug is a sweetie at heart, y&#8217;see.) Enthoven writes with charm and humour, while Tim is as loveable as any London-smashing behemoth can be. It&#8217;s a stupendous &#8211; and thoroughly British &#8211; read, but would look even better on screen. Anyone fancy whipping up a screenplay? Go on. It&#8217;d kick <em>Transformers&#8217;<\/em> ass&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Four and a half stars out of five, from JAYNE NELSON at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfx.co.uk\/\">SFX Magazine<\/a>.<\/strong><strong>&#8216;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You know what? As it happens, I <em>do<\/em> have a piece of not-entirely-un-film-related news bulging up my sleeve here.  My lips must remain sealed for the time being, but watch this space. HEE HEE HEE HEE!<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, take a look at the bottom of this blog post (oh: erm, for anyone reading this from Amazon, you&#8217;ll either have to check the Tim site or take my word for it&#8230;!)<\/p>\n<p>Yep: as of today, and thanks to the unspeakable genius of The WebSphinx, there&#8217;s now a &#8216;signature&#8217; at the end of each post, with quick links that will take you to one or other of my websites&#8217; Guestbooks. We reckon this is a better system than the traditional &#8216;comments&#8217;, because it&#8217;s safely anonymous and the entries won&#8217;t be tied to specific posts. I love getting messages, so drop me a line! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My, my, what a lot of updates I seem to be posting lately! But I&#8217;ve got to tell you about these: First up, here&#8217;s a wonderful review of Tim that was forwarded this morning from my UK publishers. YAY! &#8216;REX AND VIOLENCE: Forget your Dark Materials, Eragons and Narnias. If ever a children&#8217;s book deserves [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}